"What would you do if an evil wizard showed up at your door with a plot to kill you and your friends? Call the police? Because magic doesn't exist and he's probably just a local crazy person who should be in prison? Well congratulations, Aristotle, your lack of childlike wonder just ruined Halloween. Close your browser and go destroy something else with your logic, like Christmas."
Have I mentioned recently how much I love Team Fortress 2
Look at these precious dorks halfheartedly agreeing to battle the supernatural in their Halloween costumes out of boredom.
EDIT: As of getting the browser to cooperate long enough to actually post, it is currently ten minutes after